- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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