Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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