Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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sucks Syntax...

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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