im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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