If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what do you call a black chef glendon

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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