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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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