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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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