what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A miserable man committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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