What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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