Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

hi mom

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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