- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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