How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A Fat Kenyan

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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