- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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