Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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i found waldo.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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