What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

mikey is cute

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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