An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Make me famous

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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