- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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