how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Guest what in the butt

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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