What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Loading...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops