what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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hi mom

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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