Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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