Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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