- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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