whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Chris is hairy

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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