- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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