What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Sarah Palin.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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what is the color of a burp burple

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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