- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A bar walks into a man

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Long joke Your such a downey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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