- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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