- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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