- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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