Hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Netball.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

girls basketball

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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