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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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