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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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