A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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My dad

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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A seal walks into a club.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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