- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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