Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Take part of what?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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