- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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