What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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