They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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