Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Heskey time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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