Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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