What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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