Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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