Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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