Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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sky's sty

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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