- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

matt is fat

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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