- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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