- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Your sex life.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How did the black person die? Of old age

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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