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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

chinga tue madre Ryan

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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