Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Take part of what?

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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