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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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