- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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