Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Women's rights

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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being sober in a bar fight

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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