- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

okay so theres this guy.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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