- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

no.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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