Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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