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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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