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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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