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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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