- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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