- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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