Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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poop.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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