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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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