What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

lewis=cardiac

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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