- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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