Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I was watching Fox news.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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