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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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