A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

thumb_up thumb_down -15

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

thumb_up thumb_down -15

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops