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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What's city is in New York New York City

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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