Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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