What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

the WNBA

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Chris is hairy

Michel Moor on a die...

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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