- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Daniel is a fag

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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