- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

retard

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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