It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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hi joshua

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What? Huh?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Anti Joke

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