- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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